February 2010
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January 2010
“You worried about a filibuster? ‘Cause I’m about to filibust out of...”
– Jon Hamm as Scott Brown on SNL
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“If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via michelle-esque) (via fuckyeahmarilynmonroe)
I’m sorry, but models can’t have cellulite covering the entirety of their thighs. Oh, and they can’t have a witch chin, either…or a flabby stomach. Having good fashion sense would help, but that is the only thing in the list that you don’t have.
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I’m glad to know I’m not the most conceited person on the internet.
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“She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes”
– Oscar Wilde
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Tonight, I am going to the $2 theatre to see a movie with some friends from the library. This is an instance, in very few instances, when I have actually done something on my own, with someone other than Matt, in Fort Collins. I am really happy, and excited, to finally be making some real friends here.
I have made a big decision in my life, and tomorrow I will have to go through with it. I have...
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“I have a lot of friends. I have almost TOO many friends. I’m so popular.”
– Awesome punk kid from WifeSwap
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“Drowning in the sea of love
Where everyone would love to drown
And now...”
– Sara by Fleetwood Mac
WatchPurple & Gold? Oh Prince, this def isn’t one of your best. I love it, though. Only because I’m a weird-o true fan.
youngandbroke:
rebeccamckenzie:
Bold what you have done.
I have baked a cake. I have driven more than ten minutes without a permit or license. I have gone out in public naked. I have laughed until I cried. I have been in a car accident. I have kissed someone I just met. I have ridden in a taxi. I have played The Sims. I have played GTA. I have gotten lost in a mall. I have thought about...
“It’s like an old lady dress; it’s like something I would wear!”
– Joan Rivers on January Jones’ Golden Globe dress
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“Sorry, I smell like frosting, I just love to bake.”
WatchJimmy is great.
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